Friday, May 20, 2011

Sometimes A Neckbeard Is Just A Neckbeard

Dreamt last night that I had accidentally shaved my beard off.

The razor just sort of slipped and then one side of the beard was lower than the other, so, to make it even, I had to shave a bit more on the other side, went too far again, etc. Eventually, I just shaved off the whole damned thing.

Well, technically, I dreamt that I shaved off everything save for the mustache and the part on the underside of my jaw, leaving me with a hideous and bushy neckbeard that I, for some reason, didn't remove.

I was forlorn.

When I woke up, it took me a while to realize it hadn't really happened.

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