Chiara informs me that, on Oprah, a man who worked for the show was asked how working on the show had changed him.
His response was, apparently, that he began to use the word "cute" and that straight men do not otherwise employ this adjective.
Of course we don't.
When i see a very very small puppy trying very very hard to stay awake and failing, the only word that struggles through the murk to the forefront of my mind is:
Because I like to have sex with women.
Above, yet another thing for which I simply CANNOT imagine an adjective. Huh. Weird. Is "Football" an adjective?