Ladies: Get A Blue Wig With Bangs, Please

Beach Bonfires Are Important Because Life Can Be Complicated

What I'll Be Playing On My Yacht All Winter:

Hawaii, It Don't Suck

Are You Now Or Have You Ever Been A Member Of The Société Des Flâneurs?

The Most Macabre Thing In This Video Is The English Summer

I Agree With You, Beth, But The Thing Is:

Sometimes you take a job in another state because you thought it would be best for you and would be temporary or whatever and then you buy a house because you thought it would be an investment but then the job goes pear-shaped and the economy collapses and you can't sell your house without losing a ridiculous amount of money and then you get a job as a professor and you really like it so it seems crazy to throw that away but still you feel like a man out of place in his own life a lot of the time.

Somebody Remind Me About This In June, Because Right Now It Just Seems Cruel

I Cried When The Dog Ate The Pizza