Things That Janelle Monae Wins: 1. Everything (end of list)

Monday Is Also A Sade

It's The End Of The World; Why Not Let Your Hair Down?

Look, I Got Your Memo; But She Still Delights Me, So Go To Hell

How I Expect The Final Day Of The Semester To Go:

All Hail The Four On The Floor

It Seems Weird To Me How A Mashup Of So Much Music I Don't Like Can So Restore My Faith In Humanity

The Possible Apotheosis Of White Girling

Is It Weird That I JUST Realized That Dubstep Dancing Is Just Cool Miming?

The Quotidian Posings Of One Solange Knowles, Capetown, South Africa 2012

Urban Lights, Peaking Outfitters

Attention Planet Earth: You Have Eleven Months Or So In Which To Come Up With Anything As Great As This Breakdance Battle (Good Luck, Sucker)

2012 Welcomes You!

I'm Told You Can See How Awesome This Is From Space

Some Songs Are Great Enough That Even Underwhelming Videos Of Them Are Necessary Viewing

Somebody Remind Me About This In June, Because Right Now It Just Seems Cruel

I Suppose The Adjective Is "Lynchian"?

Beyoncé Charm Offensive Continues (And Is Wonderful)

Seriously, is there something or someone immune to Beyoncé? (that person or thing is BANISHED!)

Those Magic Headphones Get Around, Clearly

Oh, White People . . .