When You Autotune Something Great, It Just Gets Greater

Performed In The Style Of:

What I'll Be Playing On My Yacht All Winter:

The Possible Apotheosis Of White Girling

Like Looking At The Back Of Your Eyeball, Only Much Much Cooler

Is It Weird That I JUST Realized That Dubstep Dancing Is Just Cool Miming?

Be Thankful For This (Because This Is Wonderful)

Basically, This Is The Prettiest Argument For Hobbesianism

Some Musings On Yo La Tengo

1. I believe that, had Yo La Tengo been stationed on this rooftop playing this song just prior to Hurricane Sandy making landfall, the storm would have simply stopped spinning and fallen lifeless into the sea.

2. I believe it is possible that what Ira is doing here with this guitar could be considered a breach of his marital vows.

3. Perhaps you need a palate cleanser after you were so thoroughly undone by that last song:

The VHS Is A Lonely Hunter

Emotional Cataracts

Who Needs An Audience When You've Got Townes Van Zandt?

Full Fathom Five