Chiara: Did you ever have a falling out with a friend?
Me: Not since eighth grade.
Chiara: What happened in eighth grade?
Me: I stopped being friends with this kid because I thought he was too nerdy. I wanted to be more popular.
Chiara: That's terrible!
Me: No, it totally worked. He went on to become one of those kids who wears all black and a trenchcoat. He used to play dungeons and dragons at lunch while I had girls for friends. My plan was a great success.
Chiara: Girls for friends? That's no success.
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