Sunday, January 25, 2009

Touche, Tubby

Me: walking down the concourse of the open air shopping center, returning from an eye exam.

Fat Kid: approaching from the opposite direction, wearing a tank top and athletic shorts.

The City: cold. snowbound.

Me: passing the fat kid, "aren't you cold?"

Fat Kid: banging on handheld game with stubby fingers, "I don't get cold. I'm fat."

Me: Sisyphean attempt to laugh in a way that conveyed amusement, but not agreement.

The City: sigh.

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