Wednesday, January 28, 2009

I Married Homer Simpson, Apparently

As I was working in the office down the hall, I heard Chiara suddenly yell out from the bedroom.

"YES! YES! YES!"

I assumed (hoped) that she was having some kind of orgasm. I asked what that was all about.

Turns out she was watching Oprah discuss donuts and what brought about the When Harry Met Sally moment was the revelation that glazed Crispy Creme donuts have fewer calories than ordinary cake donuts.

This, for Chiara, was something like a smoker discovering that cigarettes gave one the powers of time travel, invulnerability, and flight.

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