The 12 Different Dipping Sauces

My friend Lara is in West Virginia for the summer and she emailed to tell me about the preposterous restaurants she finds there.

One of them offers breaded and fried macaroni and cheese bites.

(!)

There is a sign at this place that advertises "12 Different Dipping Sauces" and they have this touchscreen monitor from which you select the sauces you would like with your order.

(eww)

In any event, I have discovered that I cannot seem to think of 12 different dipping sauces. I don't know if I am just inexperienced or if I am not trying hard enough or what, but I cannot seem to get past seven or eight plausible dipping sauces.

Therefore, a contest:

I have asked several of my friends to send me their very best guesses at the 12 different dipping sauces and, after all responses are in, I will post them here. Then, Lara will let us know who had the most accurate list and she will buy that person a t-shirt from a West Virginia gas station that reads "COAL" in big white letters on the front.

So.