More billboard sirens from the road:
Lara: "I just missed a goldmine opportunity. For miles and miles there were these signs advertising some sex shop called 'The Lion's Den' and then, when I finally got to the exit you'd take if you were going there, there was this big sign with Jesus on it that read
'JESUS SAVES PORNOGRAPHY KILLS'.
Kills who? Kills how? Seriously?"
Me: "You should have gotten out of the car and put a comma between 'Pornography' and 'Kills'."
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