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Saturday, August 13, 2011

Hypnotize A Lobster


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Wednesday, August 10, 2011

Breaking: Lobsters Less Poor, Stupid Than Originally Imagined (But Still Equally Delicious, The Poor Things)

Apparently, it was all a joke! Good joke!
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Poor Lobsters. Poor Stupid Lobsters. Poor Stupid Delicious Lobsters.

This is clearly a metaphor for the human condition, no?
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