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Thursday, February 3, 2011

We Are the Guy Fieri We've Been Waiting For

Me: Why is there so much Guy Fieri?

Tim: Every generation gets the Guy Fieri they deserve, Jeff.

Me: But the bleached blond blowout and the bowling shirts. He is the sort of person who has a mancave - and calls it that.

Tim: Don't forget about his Ritz cracker cheesesteak sliders.

Me: Is that a real thing?

Tim:



Me: Jeeeeeeeeeeeesus.

Tim: You're going to eat those and watch old Superbowls in your mancave, Jeff

Me: Have you seen the thing he does with his sunglasses?

Tim:
You mean where they are on the back of his head?

Me: Yeah. They should put him on Mount RushBro.