The Saturn Return Isn't Always A Bitch

Ajna Going To Congratulate Me On This Pun?

I Prefer My Weezy With An Esau Mwamwaya Glaze, If You Please

The Happiest Day Of My Life

So yesterday I'm walking across campus and I'm sort of not paying attention and I must have veered slightly to the left or something and I collided with the unicyclist who was just then passing me from behind, causing him to bobble and fall over.

This was the greatest thing that has happened to me in YEARS.

The Lawnmower Man Throws Great Houseparties

The Chiara Heresies VII

I come into the kitchen to find Chiara staring intently at several photos on facebook of a rather nondescript looking priest.

"I went to school with this guy," she says with a hint of wonder and confusion.

"And now he's a priest?" I ask.

"Well," she says, "he always was weird."

Dominatrixes Are People, Too (Even When They Ruin Perfectly Good Corduroy Jackets)

I Wish I Got Invited To Girls' Night Parties Like This

Oh My God, You Guys: CAINE'S ARCADE!! Caine's DAD!! The FUN PASS!!

i still hate flash mobs, but this video is glorious:

I Guess I Don't See Why Not

You And Me Can Minaj Friday

How Is Anyone Supposed To Gaze At Their Shoes In All That Dust?

April Fish Day